Total Medals Earned: 537 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,045 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/250 points)
Kill 10 UFOs in a game.
Visit SuperFTC.com (You Electric Cock Rock!)
Accidentally Launch a Rocket.
Kill 25 UFOs in a game.
Play the game 69 times.
Bounce a Rocket off of two walls before hitting a UFO.
Hit Three UFOs with one Rocket shot.
Hit 5 UFOs with 1 Rocket.
Kill 50 UFOs in a game.
Break a Rocket without hitting a single UFO.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 7/30 (50/360 points)
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy a vehicle.
Take the freeway exit.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (35/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount